With Chuck Norris turning 70, I thought it appropriate to add a post with the "Best of the Best" -- some of my favorite Chuck Norris 'Facts'; especially since our son Ethan, age 12, just started hearing these at school...
Actually, Chuck Norris didn't turn 70 today; 70 turned Chuck Norris...
But anyway, here they are:
-- "In Chuck Norris' beard, there is no chin.. only another fist"
--Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits!
--Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table of Elements because he only recognizes the element of surprise
--Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed
--Everyday is a gift, a gift that Chuck Norris let me live another day.
--They had to rename a street in California that they originally named after Chuck Norris because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
--Chuck Norris is the only man in the world who can slam a revolving door.
--Chuck's view on health care reform: "I don't need it and you're already dead".
--They originally wanted Chuck Norris to do the movie "The Terminator" but realized it would have been a documentary.
--Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light....not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.
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